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My boyfriend & I usually have sex on the floor behind his bed so when you walk in you can only see the bed. And we were having sex one day & I was on top and his mom walks in and she can't see him but she can see me with my shirt on, and she's asking me where he is and I'm sitting on his dick & he's on the bottom trying not to laugh and moving around to make me make faces. And we were talking for like 15 minutes while I was sitting on his dick and having pleasant talk with his mom. NEVER AGAIN. — Anonymous

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tastefullyoffensive:

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messypandas:

Avengers: Age of Ultron

messypandas:

Avengers: Age of Ultron


happypsyduckanon:

buttsbutts:

unsafe

secret dog

happypsyduckanon:

buttsbutts:

unsafe

secret dog


jockzone:

Happy #PrideSanDiego  !!
iOS http://bit.ly/17sSrDH
Android http://bit.ly/1cAsqZi 
#jocks #gay #California #speedo

jockzone:

Happy #PrideSanDiego  !!
iOS http://bit.ly/17sSrDH
Android http://bit.ly/1cAsqZi
#jocks #gay #California #speedo


so imagine percy booping nico on the nose every time he gets angry/annoyed and starts to ramble in italian — Anonymous

joker-ace:

viria:

Imagine booping Nico’s nose just turns on the italian rambling. and then the next time you boop it he just sort of shuts up. and then you boop again-Italian rambling. one more time-shuts up.

damn I am laughing it’s so stupid

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and he continues to show everyone else


joker-ace:

I keep thinking about those pics with percy and jason kissing underwater and just when jason tries to do it:

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at least nico stays still

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too still


joker-ace:

andythelemon:

I’m just picturing Percy and Piper pissing off everyone on the Argo II by seeing who can yell ‘PENIS’ louder and Jason’s just got his head buried under his pillow, Leo’s got headphones in, Frank’s just getting all flustered and awkward and tries to distract himself by washing dishes and Annabeth’s desperately plugging Hazel’s ears with her fingers to stop her being scandalized.

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amazing


minuiko:

WELL I DREW THE JERCY REUNION HUG SO IT’S ONLY FAIR THAT I DO REYNABETH TOO

minuiko:

WELL I DREW THE JERCY REUNION HUG SO IT’S ONLY FAIR THAT I DO REYNABETH TOO